Broadway producer Max Bialystock and his accountant, Leo Bloom plan to make money by charming wealthy old biddies to invest in a production many times over the actual cost, and then put on a sure-fire flop, so nobody will ask for their money back – and what can be a more certain flop than a tasteless musical celebrating Hitler.
as Max Bialystock
as Leo Bloom
as Ulla
as Franz Liebkind
as Roger DeBris
as Carmen Ghia
as Hold Me-Touch Me
as Prison Trustee
as Judge
as Lick Me-Bite Me
as Kiss Me-Feel Me
as Mr. Marks
as Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
as Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Tapping Brown Shirt
as Workman / Little Old Lady
as Bum
as Bag Lady
as Cab Driver
as Misfit Showgirl
as Brian the Set Designer
as Kevin the Costume Designer
as Scott the Choreographer / Donald Dinsmore / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
as Shirley Markowitz / Little Old Lady
as Sabu the Houseboy
as Jason Green
as Ticket Taker
as Lead Tenor
as Officer O'Toole
as Officer O'Reilly
as Officer O'Rourke
as Jail Guard
as Jury Foreman
as Sing Sing Prison Guard
as Hilda the Pigeon / Tom the Cat (voice)
as Stormtrooper
as Stormtrooper Mel
as Little Old Lady
as Ensemble
as Jack Lapidus/ Soundtrack Vocallist
as Little Old Lady