What a Mess!
1995The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Acted in
Valeriy Garkalin
as Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
as Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
as Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Leonid Kuravlyov
as USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
as Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
as Ambassador's bodyguard
Irina Apeksimova
as Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Sergey Batalov
as lieutenant
Igor Ugolnikov
as Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Lev Borisov
as Mafiosi
Aleksei Buldakov
as pilot
Yuriy Chernov
as Suitcase carrier
Rolan Bykov
as Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Vladimir Menshov
as Russian President / Commentator on TV
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
as Kozyulski
Oleg Tabakov
as Sukhodrishchev
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
as Father
Mikhail Kokshenov
as Ambassador's bodyguard
Nonna Mordyukova
as Registry Office Worker
Valeriy Nikolaev
as Step performer
Vsevolod Sanayev
as music lover
Yevgeni Vesnik
as Doctor
Pyotr Merkuryev
as Meloman
Oleg Efremov
as Nikolay Grigoryevich
Boris Smorchkov
as General
Sergei Artsybashev
as Registry Office Worker
Viktor Gajnov
as Kvazimodo
Vladimir Shiryaev
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
as man with a goat
Inna Kara-Mosko
as Carol's friend
Evgeniy Gerchakov
as director of the orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
as TV announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
as reporter
Valeriy Afanasyev
as geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
as Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
as Bronislava Rosenbaum
Vladimir Gusev
as general
Ivan Martynov
as mobster
Sergey Ruban
as mobster
Nina Alisova
as music lover
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
as passenger (uncredited)
Marina Golub
as director of the Philharmonic
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Andrey Zvyagintsev
as episode (uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
Aleksandr Gorbachev
Maxim Glotov
as traffic cop
Anatoly Kalmykov