There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
as Kenworth "Ken" Bishop
as Duane Bishop
as Dickie Valentino
as Tilly
as Reg Prince
as Johnny Blackpool
as Bernie Cosmos
as Fergus
as Tim
as Crispian Sprote
as Marcus
as Mort Clayton
as Barman
as Man on Train
as Ems
as Receptionist
as Boy
as Accordionist
as Trudi
as Spider Bishop
as Old Lady
as Shopper
as Himself
as Himself
as Herself
as Band Member (Uncredited)
as Band Member (Uncredited)