A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.
as Milwaukee Steve
as Sam
as Simon Sez Simone
as The Colonel
as Cherri Contrary
as Steve's Manager
as Steve's Agent
as The Man
as The Frog
as Desiree, the Whore
as Maloney
as Mr. C
as Casting Director
as Agent #1
as Agent #2
as Manager #1
as Sugaree
as 8th Grade Dropout
as Ria
as Ass-Slapped Girl
as Limo Girl
as Bistro Waitress
as Bussler Waitress