as Patty Jane
as The 'Producer'
as Amber
as Thomas
as Damon
as Newscaster
as Taylor / Fake Shemp
as Faith
as Leanna
as Jeffrey Alan Meadows
as Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)
as Kevin Allan West - Metrosexual
as Gail aka Cinnamon
as Sam
as Jessica Flowers
as Duane Whitaker (voice)
as Angelina
as Fake Shemp
as Laffy the Clown
as Denise