Desperation Boulevard

Judy Tenuta

as Joan

Michael Lerner

as Mannie Green

Wil Shriner

as Rod Van Horne

"Weird Al" Yankovic

as Himself

Dana Plato

as Herself

Burt Ward

as Himself

Erin Moran

as Self

Rhonda Shear

as Bridgette Oliver

Emo Philips

Dana Plato

as Dana Plato

Ken Osmond

as Ken Osmond

Matt Shea

as Assistant at Audition

Deborah Theaker

as Casting Lady

Leah Stanko Mangum

as Fan