I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
1992Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa.
Acted in
Jason Alexander
as Bernie Fishbine
Nia Peeples
as Theresa Garabaldi
Lainie Kazan
as Sarah Fishbine
Lou Jacobi
as Gramps
Eileen Brennan
as Frieda
David Bowe
as Norman Fishbine
Michele Scarabelli
as Connie Klinger
Hilary Shepard
as Ada Fishbine
Marlena Giovi
as Louise Garabaldi
Ralph Monaco
as Albert Garabaldi
Arleen Sorkin
as Monica
Cassie Yates
as Melinda
Al Ruscio
as Uncle Dominic
Lela Ivey
as Alice
Matthias Hues
as Eric, Personal Trainer
Larry Storch
as Giora
Michael Laskin
as Melvin Fishbine
Barbara Pilavin
as Grandma Garabaldi
Janna Levenstein
as Angela Garabaldi
Robert DoQui
as Fred
Candi Milo
as Mother in Candy Store
Rance Howard
as Elderly Man
Jean Speegle Howard
as Elderly Woman
David Dolph Benbow
as Mark Thurston
Jamie Donovan
as Larry
Jack Ong
as Bowling Alley Clerk
Benny Grant
as Lenny Fishbine
Deborah Gorman
as Linda Fishbine
Spencer Klein
as Boy in Candy Store
Julianne Michelle
as Girl in Candy Store
Carolyn Hennesy
as Bowling Alley Waitress
Ken Oberheu
as Waiter
Ross McKerras
as Mr. Dill
Suzan Hughes
as Waitress in Health Spa
Damien Klitou
as Young Bernie Fishbine