as Lanna Layonme / Thong Girl
as Georgie
as Jake
as Andy Andrews / BoxerBrief Boy
as Chaz Chernobyl
as Dark Widow
as Sal
as Dweeble Mahoney
as Mayor Richard Boner
as Benjie
as Police Officer #1
as Police Officer #2
as Police Officer #3
as Little Boy
as Willie Nelson
as Studmuffin
as Bodyguard #1
as Bodyguard #2
as Secret Service Agent
as Young Chaz
as Chaz's Dad
as Chaz's Mom
as Prison Guard
as Prisoner / Hairdresser