Roy and Martyn want to write the next Irish winner for the Eurovision Song Contest. So who thinks they are working for British Army Intelligence? And why has someone sent them two bullets through the post?
as Martyn Semple
as Roy Fletcher
as Monagh
as Marie Kyle
as Mrs. Barker
as Comedian
as Spalding
as Promoter
as Meryl Shanks
as Willi Zero
as Lady MC
as Floor manager
as DJ
as Ian Playfair