Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on board, such as a pools winner and a very stubborn captain.
as Doctor Anthony Burke
as Llewellyn Wendover
as Captain George Spratt
as Sir Lancelot Spratt
as Ophelia O'Brien
as Mrs Dailey
as Basil Beauchamp
as Master at Arms
as Russian Captain
as Purser
as Satterjee
as Roddy
as Dawn Dailey
as Cockney Girl
as Spinster
as Cabbie
as Father
as Doctor
as Eve, Model
as Surgeon
as Jean
as Doctor Dare Fan