An outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world's most famous love story.
as Romeo
as The Prince
as Juliet
as Friar Laurence
as Lady Capulet
as Narrator / Derek the Hunchback
as The Nurse
as Maid #1
as Balthasar
as Maid #2
as Gregory
as Maid #3
as Maid #4
as Lord Montague
as Maid #5
as Maid #6
as Paris
as The Stagehand
as Lord Capulet
as Audience Member (uncredited)
as Audience Member with Yellow Sleeves / Talking Head (uncredited)
as Portly Audience Member (uncredited)
as Audience Member (uncredited)