as Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)
as Nurse Sympathy Humppe
as Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González
as Chico the Dockside John
as Vampire Killler
as The Devil
as Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol
as Tony 'Tex' Watt
as Screaming Hippie at Dope Orgy / Ghoul Squad Member
as The Dockworker
as Tricky (archive footage)
as Officer Lulu / Suckzilla
as Rosey Spunktowel / Chicken Wing Hotel Stripper-Whore
as Andre Guantanamo