You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
1977Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Acted in
Coluche
as Le roi Gros Pif Ier
Dominique Lavanant
as La reine Madeleine
Anémone
as La cousine Lucienne
Martin Lamotte
as Le bouffon
Michel Blanc
as Antremont
Roland Giraud
as Le duc d'Orléans
Gérard Jugnot
as Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Gérard Lanvin
as Le chevalier blanc
Thierry Lhermitte
as Le héraut d'armes
Marie-Anne Chazel
as La reine de Flandre
Philippe Bruneau
as Le duc d'Ambise
Michel Puterflam
as Le radoteur
Philippe Manesse
as Philippe de Boynet
Christian Spillemaecker
as Christian de Boynet
Jacques Canselier
as L'excité
François Dyrek
as Le second tavernier
Jean-Louis Tristan
as Le troisième tavernier
Roger Riffard
as Père L'Auriot
Luis Rego
as Le second capitaine des mousquetaires
Fernand Guiot
as Le Belge
Véronique K. Colucci
as Une favorite du roi
Roberto
as Le nain
Christian Clavier
as Le conteur (voice)
Georges Adet
as Le vieux prisonnier
Georges Ass
as Un homme-assiette
Lucien Charbonnier
as Un homme-assiette
Louis Dubois
as Le pince-fesse
Robert Le Béal
as Un homme distingué
Ernest Menzer
as Un homme distingué
Bruno Moynot
as Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...
Jean-Jacques
as Le roi de Flandre