as Jack
as Rita
as Sunny
as Melissa
as Amy
as Tammy Joe
as Stanley
as Big Bruce
as Uncle Elmer
as Bobbie Canova
as Ralph
as Snuff
as Donovan
as Judge Hawthorne
as Ms. Hawthorne
as A.B. Quinn
as Sgt. Shag Sutton
as Foxy
as 2nd Stripper
as 3rd Stripper
as Awesome Beach Girl
as 2nd Beach Girl
as 3rd Beach Girl
as Passerby at Carwash
as Voice Over