On the run from the police and a female roller derby team, scam artist Michael Rangeloff steals a coffin and boards a train, pretending to be a soldier bringing home a dead war buddy. He gets more than he bargained for from the train and the coffin.
as Michael Rangeloff
as Standish Logan
as Century
as Frizzoli
as Georgina Latimer
as Josef Sirola
as Stapleton
as Lane Biddlecoff
as Elvis, Railway Waiter (uncredited)
as Stanton Gilmore