A boy, a girl, and the worst football team in Britain. You can't choose who you're going to fall in love with.
as Gertie Roberts
as Donald Roberts
as Herbie Lane
as Charlie McQueen
as David Roberts
as Mr Blake
as Derek Dobson
as Mr Travis
as Emelda
as Jeff Barnes
as Peter Batchelor
as Anoushka
as Dick Ellis
as Tony Soper
as Roy Oliver
as Alan Stonebridge
as Ginger Warburton
as Angie
as Barry Stringer
as Policeman #1
as Knuckles
as 'Brian' West Ham Manager
as Mrs. Meredith
as Burly Steward
as 'Robbo' West Ham Player