as Ned Watkins
as Eddie the Slaughterman
as Mr Martin
as Mrs Martin
as PC 'Dusty' Springfield
as Jenny West
as Jack
as Newspaper Editor
as Rival Newspaper Editor
as Himself
as Crustie
as Wolf
as Sundance (voice)
as Butch (voice)
as Wild Boar (voice)
as Miss Piggy (voice)
as Wild Pig (voice)