It's 1999, and as the end of the millenium approaches, people are attempting to find spiritual enlightenment. But a few people want to skip all the work that entails, and a holy Tenktonese relic in the hands of a heretic is giving them a shortcut. But it's not quite as easily controlled as she says.
as Detective Matt Sikes
as George Francisco
as Susan Francisco
as Cathy Frankel
as Emily Francisco
as Buck Francisco
as Randy
as Felix Nativadad
as Whacko Human
as Albert Einstein
as Capt. Brian Grazer
as Detective Beatrice Zapeda
as Jason Webster
as Alana
as Calaban Smith
as Vivian Fairbanks
as Marina Del Rey
as Frank Norton
as Jennifer
as Officer Laskau
as Officer Shivan
as Polly Wannakraker
as Jill
as Marvin Bigelow
as Cop
as Landlady
as Lawyer
as Detective (uncredited)