Confessions from a Holiday Camp
1977Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
Acted in
Robin Askwith
as Timmy Lea
Anthony Booth
as Sidney Noggett
Bill Maynard
as Mr. Lea
Sheila White
as Rosie Noggett
Doris Hare
as Mrs. Lea
Linda Hayden
as Brigitte
John Junkin
as Whitemonk
Liz Fraser
as Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
Lance Percival
as Lionel
Nicola Blackman
as Blackbird
Caroline Ellis
as Glad
Sue Upton
as Reen
Colin Crompton
as Roughage
Nicholas Bond-Owen
as Kevin
Mike Savage
as Kevin's Dad
Janet Edis
as Kevin's Mum
Penny Meredith
as Married Woman
Deborah Brayshaw
as Go Cart Girl
Kim Hardy
as Announcer
David Auker
as Alberto Smarmi
John Bryant
as Young Man
Charlie Stewart
as Piper
Carrie Jones
as Bikini Girl
Julia Bond
as Bikini Girl
Betty Hare
as Mourner
Bertie Hare
as Mourner
Winifred Braemar
as Mourner
Margot Field
as Mrs. Dimwiddy
Marianne Stone
as Waitress
Leonard Woodrow
as Chaplain
Lauri Lupino Lane
as Mayor
Ingrid Bower
as Holiday Maker
Robert Booth
as Holiday Maker
Michael Segal
as Holiday Maker
Matt Kilroy
as Chauffeur
Jake Cooper
as Jason Noggett
Miriam Margolyes
as Blackbird (voice) (uncredited)