as Gordie
as Judy
as Andy Warhol
as Marge
as Gordie's Dad
as Heidi
as Mr. Black Laquer
as Emile
as Auntie Charity
as Slim
as Mr. Chartreuse
as Liam Burbage
as Mr. Taupe
as Rita
as Speedo (voice)
as Alien Doctor
as Baby
as The Saddest Man in the World
as Trevor
as J.D. Wood
as Auntie Prudence