Hayseed
1997In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.
Acted in
Jamie Shannon
as Gordie
Deborah Theaker
as Judy
Stuart Bailey
as Andy Warhol
Christine Bellini
as Marge
Paul Bellini
as Gordie's Dad
Sarain Boylan
as Heidi
Bruce Deller
as Mr. Black Laquer
Marc Hickox
as Emile
Elva Mai Hoover
as Auntie Charity
Alex Karzis
as Slim
Bruce LaBruce
as Mr. Chartreuse
Dan Lett
as Liam Burbage
Daniel MacIvor
as Mr. Taupe
Shelly Mars
as Rita
Steve McKay
as Speedo (voice)
Mark McKinney
as Alien Doctor
Trout McNally
as Baby
Dan Redican
as The Saddest Man in the World
Jeff Rogers
as Trevor
Scott Thompson
as J.D. Wood
Maria Vacratsis
as Auntie Prudence