After the death of his older brother, Guiseppe "the guppy" Calzone becomes head of the Calzone Mob family. His aging father knows his son is not cut out for the job, so he sends him to "Mafia University". The head of a rival Mafia Family sees this as an opportunity to strike and bring the Calzone Family to its knees. Surrounded by danger, double-crossing and pasta.
as The Rodfather
as Guppy Calzone
as The Oddfather
as Don Na
as Bugsy
as Frito Calzone
as Mama Calzone
as Goldy
as Sunny Calzone
as Tracy Dick
as Agent Hoover
as Sonny's Babe
as Tony "Flock You" Montana
as Father O'Connell
as Professor
as Freedie Green
as Self
as Bank Clerk
as Studio Executive
as Writer
as Busty Secretary
as Waiter
as Maitre D'
as Director
as Self
as Self
as Mr. President
as Vinnie the Tailor
as Skinny Guy
as Don Juan De Marco
as Don E. Brasco
as Jack Ass
as Toenail Lady
as Gaffer
as Phone Sex Lady
as Transvestite Dancer
as Wise Guy on T.V.
as Clumsy Student
as Sue
as Billy Bob
as Baby