In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.
as Hagitha Utslay
as Doughy
as Principal
as Martina
as Barbara
as Boner
as Slab
as Dawson
as Screw
as Mrs. Peacock
as The Killer
as Chuckie
as Ms. Grossberg
as Madame La Tourneau
as Sexy Doctor
as Mr. Hasselhof
as Nurse Kervorkian
as Pimp
as Miss Tingle
as Mr. Lowelle
as Tiffany
as Amber
as Maitre'D
as Pizza Guy
as Vice Principal