Based in a London suburb Mahmud Nasir lives with his wife, Saamiya, and two children, Rashid and Nabi. His son plans to marry Uzma, the step-daughter of Egyptian-born Arshad Al-Masri, a so-called 'Hate Cleric' from Waziristan, Pakistan. Mahmud, who is not exactly a devout Muslim, he drinks alcohol, and does not pray five times, but does agree that he will appease Arshad, without whose approval the marriage cannot take place. Shortly thereafter Mahmud, while going over his recently deceased mother's documents, will find out that he was adopted, his birth parents were Jewish, and his name is actually Solly Shimshillewitz.
as Mahmud Nasir
as Lenny Goldberg
as Saamiya Nasir
as Arshad El-Masri
as Tariq
as Muna
as Gary Page
as Nabi Nasir
as Drummer
as Delivery Guy
as Uzma
as Fahad
as Bar Mitzvah twin Louis
as Bar Mitzah twin Sammi
as Mrs. Keyes
as Polizeibeamter
as Keyboard player
as Bass Player
as Sharif
as Wasif
as Rahman
as Zadie
as Rabbi
as Rashid Nasir
as Monty
as Monty's friend
as Julie
as Denise
as Kashmina
as Yasmin Aktar
as Policeman 1
as Policeman 2
as Hazeem