Romantic comedy set against the story of a grudge football match between two pubs. The prize for the winner of the centenary match is the the closure of their opponent's bar. The Match was mainly filmed around Straiton in Ayrshire.
as Wullie Smith
as Sheila Bailey
as Billy Bailey
as Gorgeous Gus
as Rosemary Bailey
as Big Tam
as Scrapper
as Buffalo
as Piss Off
as Mechanic
as Danny Van Boy
as Dingus
as Tommy
as Dead Eye
as Happy Feet
as John MacGhee
as Patsy Kennedy
as Carol McGhee
as Charlie
as Arrow
as Lefty
as Righty
as Growler
as Anna Smith
as Nancy No Pants
as English Harry
as Pasty Face
as Himself