as Clark / Spaghetti Man
as Dale / Shadow Man
as Anthony Banner
as Keto
as Katie
as Miss Hansen
as Stephanie
as Dizzy Daisy
as Newscaster
as Henchninja X
as Car Thief
as White Pussy
as Kidnapped Woman
as Officer Garibaldi
as Officer Betts
as Nasty Nate
as Pot Doctor
as Gary
as Phone Thief
as Mugged Man
as Henchninja Z
as Larry
as Homeless Kid
as Mugger Calogero's Homie
as Zamir
as Bar Partier's Wingman
as Lennox
as Wheelchair Man
as Car Owner
as Bar Birthday Boy
as Kidnapper
as Frail Man
as Pizza Customer
as The Horizon
as Nightbandit
as Dean
as Viper Tortaga
as Gabriel
as Cat Owner
as Dwayne
as Purse Thief
as Guy Who Waved
as Park Bully
as Pokey
as Mugger Calogero
as Derek
as Bar Partier