Two hoodlums, Trigger (Mickey Rooney) & Leo (Dick Emery) are hired by the unscrupulous J.K. (Peter Cook) to kidnap his niece Victoria (Alexandra Bastedo). The daughter of a wealthy businessman has been kidnapped, and the chief of police, under a lot of pressure to find her as soon as possible, assigns officers Kopek (John Candy) and Broom (Lawrence Dane) to track her down and bring her back safe and sound.
as Kopek
as Trigger
as Lewenhak
as Broom
as Kaminsky
as Victoria
as Charlie The Wheel
as Leo
as Flanagan
as Reilly
as Sam
as Frankel
as Docstetter
as Rick
as Bruce La Rousse
as Ruby
as Eddie
as Sandy
as Legs
as Frescobaldi
as Accompanist
as Henry
as Mario
as Luigi
as Mama
as Monster
as Miniature Man
as Matty