Two dimwit owners of a struggling hauling company are approached about hauling a huge, mysterious box across country at the end of the century. The cargo has religious significance and may be an attempt to release Satan in the Devil's Triangle to start the next century. En route, many step out to try to stop their delivery...
as Bruce Palmer
as Pearl
as Bo
as Dawn
as Mac
as Mr. Price
as Dick Cash
as Eleanor Palmer
as Sarah
as Telegraph Operator
as Santa Claus
as Mr. Remo
as Ms. Remo
as Evangelist
as Tom
as clown (uncredited)