Alvin is your average guy, except for the fact women find him irresistible and chase him everywhere. He tries to avoid them and get psychiatric help but gets used by the psychiatrists as a gigolo to treat other patients instead.
as Alvin Purple
as Girl in See-Through
as First Sugar Girl
as Peggy
as Shirley
as Mr. Horwood
as Mrs. Horwood
as Alvin's Father
as Alvin's Mother
as Spike Dooley
as Roger Hattam
as Agnes Jackson
as Samantha
as Dr. Liz Sort
as Second Sugar Girl
as Judge
as Liz's Lawyer
as Woman in Blue Movie
as Woman with Pin
as Girl in Blue Movie
as Tina Donovan
as Kinky Lady
as Ed Cameron
as Mrs. Warren
as Dr. McBurney
as Patience
as Miss Guernsey
as Mrs. Phipps
as Newsreader
as Alvin's Lawyer
as Clerk of Court
as Foreman of Jury
as Cabdriver
as Leader of angry husbands
as Skydiver Jumpmaster
as Tina's Boss
as First Nun
as Second Nun
as Mother Superior