as Narrator / Larkin Eve
as Wes Jameson
as Elis Heimermann
as Ali Thomlyn
as Walt Flanagan
as Don Smith
as Sergeant Svenning
as Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin
as Jason Mewes / Jay
as Party Marty
as Usher (voice)
as Leonard James Nash
as Comic Book Horndog
as Kay Theater Announcer (voice)
as Festival Programmer
as Cracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback
as Dr. Jared Patel
as Rental Clerk
as Comic Book Clerk
as Comic Book Steve
as Lisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree
as Thomas Burke