By accident, Colleen Gibson shoots and kills her gold-digging cheating boyfriend, Dick, a private eye who happens to have a hitman on his tail. Danny the hitman works for his brother-in-law, a cheerful but nasty Irish mobster, hasn't actually killed anyone, and wants to be a singer. He falls for Colleen. she likes him, too. He can solve her problem (Dick's body), she can solve his (meeting the mobster's demands that he kill people like Dick). Danny has an ex-girlfriend, who might still hold the key to his heart, two cops are sniffing around for Dick, a junk yard owner gets a conscience, and a talent show is coming up. Bullets, music, and true love are set to collide.
as Colleen Gibson
as Daniel Gallagher
as Dick Rasmusson
as Jared O'Reilly
as Madame Hugonaut
as Detective Murphy
as Detective O'Halloran
as Ivy Gallagher O'Reilly
as Rex
as Colin
as Pee Wee
as Uncle Hurley
as Mary
as Crampy Legs Partygoer
as Crossing Guard Stripper