Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the "Tony Blair Witch" which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
as Alexander Walker
as Tony Blair
as Nigel
as Calan Fairbrain
as Gregory Wallin
as Chief Redneck
as Redneck
as Redneck
as Young Hick
as Silly American
as Redneck Attacker
as Nobody
as Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk
as GNC Store Clerk
as Clueless Interviewee
as Smarmy Interviewee