The Baby Juice Express
2004A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Acted in
Nick Moran
as Des
Nick Brimble
as Krakowski
Lisa Faulkner
as Lauren
Phil Davis
as Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack
as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner
as Palooka
Julian Clary
as Jason
Angela Douglas
as Celestia
David Cardy
as Goldberg
Ruth Jones
as Gladys
Dave Courtney
as Baxter
Gary Tiplady
as Burke
Callum Dixon
as Hare
Hugh Fraser
as Arthur Burnett CBE
Howard Lew Lewis
as Kent
Paterson Joseph
as Sean Boetang
Stephen Marcus
as Lenny Von Something
Ray Parlour
as Vince
Cleo Rocos
as Sharon
Steve Speirs
as Mystery Man
David Seaman
as Huge Gangster
Terry Stone
as Repro Man
Badi Uzzaman
as Singh
