Gary Starke is one of the best ticket scalpers in New York City. His girlfriend, Linda, doesn't approve of his criminal lifestyle, though, and dumps him when she gets the opportunity to study cooking in Paris. Gary realizes that he has to give up scalping if he has any chance of winning her back. But before he does, he wants to cash out on one last big score. He gets his chance when the pope announces he'll be performing Easter Mass at Yankee Stadium.
as Gary Starke
as Linda Palinski
as Benny Moran
as Lady with Cash
as Zeus
as Harry the Head
as Refund Lady at the Met
as San Diego Vinnie
as Alice / 'Cyclops'
as Tony
as Barry the Book
as TV Customer
as Newscaster
as Catholic Schoolgirl Fanny
as Catholic Schoolgirl Lucy
as Arty
as Casino
as Fat Max
as Gerrard, Culinary Director
as Mrs. Bennett, N.Y. Times Food Critic
as Mrs. Dolmatch
as Rhonda
as Mrs. Haywood
as College Kid in Jail
as Alex
as Social Security Checker
as Stanley
as Good Call Johnny D.J.
as Undercover Cop
as Kenny Paliski
as Mrs. Paliski
as Uncle Donald
as Uncle Tony
as Realtor
as Maury, Funeral Director
as Father V. Crespo
as Yankee Stadium Security Chief
as The Pope
as Ray Charles
as Vickie
as Taxi Cab Driver
as Confessional Priest
as Baby in Womb
as himself