Brain Smasher... A Love Story
1993A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Acted in
Andrew Dice Clay
as Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
as Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
as Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
as Cammy Crain
Brion James
as Brown
Tim Thomerson
as Black
Charles Rocket
as Jones
Nicholas Guest
as Smith
Dorothy Dells
as Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones
as Lead Officer
Galen Schrick
as Jim Romero
Steve Tancora
as Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong
as Red Monk
Danny Perkin
as Guy in Line 2
Ross Huffman-Kerr
as Night Manager
Russ Fast
as Ted
Billie Worley
as Punk
Dee Booher
as Bertha
Liz Sheridan
as Ma Molloy
Lin Shaye
as Make up Artist
Sonia Satra
as Model 1
Ralph Monaco
as Molloy Dad
Anahit Minasyan
as Model 2
Nichole McAuley
as Veronica (uncredited)