C.O.D.
1981Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.
Acted in
Chris Lemmon
as Albert Zack
Nicholas Saunders
as T.B. Dumore
Marilyn Joi
as Debbie Winter
Carole Davis
as Contessa Bazzini
Samantha Fox
as Female Reporter (as Stasia Micula)
Ron Jeremy
as Male Reporter (as Ron Hyatt)
Dolly Dollar
as Christina Werner
Corinne Wahl
as Cheryl Westwood (as Corinne Alphen)
Andrew MacMillan
as President Foster
Pat Finnegan
as First Lady
Teresa Ganzel
as Lisa Foster
John Otis
as Leonard Dumore
Jennifer Richards
as Lydia Wasserman
Richie Allan
as Landlord (as Richie Allen)
Michelle Mais
as Rita (as Michele Mais)
Michael Holms
as Piano Player
Vera Lockwood
as Albert's Mother
Joanne Baron
as Rosalie
Olivia Pascal
as Holly Fox
Bryan Englund
as Cab Driver
Jack Wrangler
as Leading Man
Kurt Mann
as Director
Bobby Astyr
as Witch Doctor (as Bobby H. Charles)
Robert Cook
as Max
Thomas Bowman
as Cheryl's Butler
Mariye Inouye
as Maid #1
David Lile
as Bernie
Thomas Ruisinger
as Gerald
Jeffrey B. McLaughlin
as Henry
Craig Pierce
as Fred
Jack Aaron
as Don
Bill Culpepper
as Ned
Melinda Tanner
as Bookstore Saleswoman
Diane De Florio
as Maid #2
Robert Packer
as Secret Service Man #1
Dan Lauria
as Secret Service Man #2
Ski Lawrence
as Secret Service Man #3
Alan Clement
as Senator
Michael Masone
as Disco M.C.
Richard Aurelio
as Back-up Singer #1
Columbus Coleman Jr.
as Back-Up Singer #2
Don R. Richardson
as Back-Up Singer #3
Marc Bowen
as Contessa's Butler
David Hausmann
as Waiter
Louis Leccese
as Executioner
Bill Nunnery
as Hell's Angel
Juliet Graham
as Amazon #1 (as Chris MacLeod)
Karen Bebb
as Pirate Woman
Robert F. Riley
as Gangster
Ron Lee Savin
as Hun
Marie Scinto
as Female Motorcyclist
Leigh Kavanaugh
as Amazon #2
Marianne Sägebrecht
as Freda (as Barbara Hermani)
Peter Steiner
as German Cab Driver (as Josef Rauch)
Otto Retzer
as Kidnapper #1
Chuck Vincent
as Kidnapper #2
Karl Michel
as Kidnapper #3
Josef Meier
as Kidnapper #4
Lynette Sheldon
as Receptionist
Bill Karnovsky
as Mr. Sol
Michael Coerver
as Record President
Ira Hawkins
as Frank Winter
George Minkallis
as Truck Driver
Jeffrey Spolan
as Fashion Show M.C.