A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
as Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart
as Sir Coward de Custard
as Sir Braggart de Bombast
as Nick the Pick
as Robin Hood
as Scheherazade
as Flapalot
as 1st Peasant
as Landlord of The Blue Boar
as Lady Ashfodel
as The Mistress Of The Bed Chamber - Lady-In-Waiting
as The Archbishop Of All England
as Lobelia
as Knotweed
as Sir Grumbel
as Troubadour
as Blacksmith