At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
as Victoria English
as Gloria Torrez
as Kristen Haas
as Derek
as Dax / Mother / Photographer
as Morgan
as Monique
as Kathy Johnson
as Babs Cohen
as Reed
as Kelly
as Jessica
as Leslie
as FHM Hostess
as Herself
as Miss Prin
as Professor Milchik
as Janitor Jones
as Heather
as Lisa
as Poo Poo
as Maxine Picker
as Trista
as Tonya
as Erik
as Gamsie
as Gay Guy
as Michael
as Teddy the Nerd
as Buford Gomez
as Catherine Johnson
as Cute Girl #1
as Cute Girl #2
as Eddie Johnson
as Female Student
as Fern
as FHM Model
as Gamma Pledge #1
as Goth Girl #1
as Goth Girl #2
as Goth Girl #3
as Hairy Guy
as Irish Girl
as Irish Girl's Friend
as Jock Student
as Jose
as Judith Cohen
as Mr. Haas
as MTV Editor
as Producer
as Randy
as Smoking Girl #1
as Smoking Girl #2
as Smoking Girl #3
as Soda Girl #1
as Tri Pi Guy #1
as Tri Pi Guy #2
as Tucker
as Waspy Girl #1
as Waspy Girl #2
as Waspy Girl #3
as Brenda
as VJ Outside FHM Party
as Jenny
as Mary at Nude Sorority
as Daisy
as Gamma Girl
as Girl at FHM Party
as Student
as Frat Guy #1
as Clubber
as Heather
as SBU Student
as Frat Guy
as Goth Girl
as Student
as Samantha
as Boyfriend
as 'Not' Straight Guy
as Angel
as Sorority Girl
as Older Catering Guy
as Student
as SBU Student
as Student
as Food Fighter
as Paparazzi
as Host
as Hot Chick
as Pretty Girl in Nightclub
as SBU Student
as Nicky
as SBU Student
as Boyfriend