9 1/2 Ninjas!
1991When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.
Acted in
Michael Phenicie
as Joe Vogue
Andee Gray
as Lisa Thorne
Robert Fieldsteel
as Arnold Gruber
Magda Harout
as Gladys Vogue
Tommy Lister Jr.
as Cutter
Don Stark
as Sledge
Barbara Leary
as Dimitri
Paul Jabara
as Mr. Ninja (voice)
Sharon Lee Jones
as Zelda
Monty Hoffman
as Isaac
Rance Howard
as Ninja Negotiator
Gerald Okamura
as Master
Keaton Simons
as Young Joe
Kitsan
as Otto
Ralph Manza
as Old Man
James Walker
as Bum