Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
as Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky
as Wayne Gretzky
as Arthur Levine
as Fred Green
as Tom Slansky
as Ted
as Samantha
as Janet
as Kyle
as Jared
as Mel
as Gregor
as Ludmila Pelikhova
as Barry Pearson
as Carly
as Joe
as Lisa
as Grave Digger
as Kevin
as Lorainne
as Noelle
as Teacher
as Peter
as Jerry
as Photo Girl
as Nurse Lady
as Kelly
as Vampire Girl #1
as Vampire Girl #2
as Vampire Girl #3
as Vampire Girl #4
as Vampire Girl #5
as Vampire Girl #6
as Student
as The 29th Victim (uncredited)