BASEketball
1998Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Theirs is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of a rival team wants to institute.
Acted in
Trey Parker
as Joe Cooper
Matt Stone
as Doug Remer
Dian Bachar
as Squeak Scolari
Yasmine Bleeth
as Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
as Yvette Denslow
Ernest Borgnine
as Ted Denslow
Robert Vaughn
as Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn
as Joey Thomas
Bob Costas
as Bob Costas
Al Michaels
as Al Michaels
Robert Stack
as Robert Stack
Reggie Jackson
as Reggie Jackson
Dan Patrick
as Dan Patrick
Kenny Mayne
as Kenny Mayne
Tim McCarver
as Tim McCarver
Pat O'Brien
as Pat O'Brien
Jim Lampley
as Jim Lampley
Dale Earnhardt
as Dale Earnhardt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Victoria Silvstedt
as Victoria Silvstedt
Reel Big Fish
as Reel Big Fish
Curt Gowdy
as World Series Announcer (voice)
Justin Chapman
as Little Coop
Matt Murray
as Little Remer
Mark Goodson
as Dirk Jansen
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
as Ed Tuttle
Robert E. Lee
as New Jersey Informant
Greg Grunberg
as Wilke - New Jersey Informant
Michael Garvey
as San Antonio Defender
Paul Michael Robinson
as Mime Psych-Out
Kevin Michael Richardson
as Peripatetic Player
Micah McCain
as Heather Kaiser
Cory Oliver
as Brittany Kaiser
Keith Gibbs
as Davis
Jayme Gallante
as Redmond
Francis X. McCarthy
as Dr. Kaiser
Blair Besten
as Stephanie
Stanley G. Sawicki
as Skidmark Steve
Bret Lewis
as News Anchor
Richard Johnson
as Referee
Joey Diaz
as Referee
Michael Matthys
as Referee
Jill Gascoine
as Hospital Nurse
Charlotte Zucker
as Surgery Nurse
John Fink
as Surgeon
Kato Kaelin
as Driveway Announcer
David Osokow
as Driveway Player
Iqbal Theba
as Factory Manager
Susan Breslau
as Denslow's Niece Susan
Danielle Zucker
as Inheritor
Maureen Ardolino
as Inheritor
Andrew Herman
as Cabbie
Jeff Wright
as Fireman
Ray Xifo
as Riverdance Referee
Titus Napoleon
as Sumo Wrestler
Stephen McHattie
as Narrator (voice)
Julie Dolan
as Beer Barrel
Janeane Ardolino
as Fan
Jeremy Breslau
as Fan
Adam Lilling
as Fan
Phoebe Lipkis
as Fan
Alma Avery
as Beers Cheerleader
Nancy Bates
as Beers Cheerleader
Kelli Camarena
as Beers Cheerleader
Brooke Morales
as Beers Cheerleader
Heidi Schweizer
as Beers Cheerleader
Jenifer Strovas
as Beers Cheerleader
Andrea Wenzel
as Beers Cheerleader
Michelle Boehle
as Felons Cheerleader
Tani Kristiansen
as Felons Cheerleader
Rebecca Lin
as Felons Cheerleader
Jeanine Orci
as Felons Cheerleader
Jessica Page
as Felons Cheerleader
Raydeen Revilla
as Felons Cheerleader
Chanel Ryan
as Felons Cheerleader
Jeffrey J. Ayers
as Fan (uncredited)
Grant Baciocco
as Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)
Joanna Bloem
as Woman in Hospital (uncredited)
Greg Bronson
as Surgeon (uncredited)
Aaron Brooks
as Fan (uncredited)
Mike Butters
as Baseketball Referee (uncredited)
Krystal Cantrell
as Fan (uncredited)
Cathy Carlson
as Slacker (uncredited)
Troy Christian
as Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)
Dave Cox
as Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)
Mia Crowe
as Mimi Lee (uncredited)
Alan Doshna
as Fan (uncredited)
Alexandra Ella
as Horrified Fan (uncredited)
C.B. Spencer
as Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)
Courtney Ford
as Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)
John Forker
as Fan (uncredited)
Maria Celeste Genitempo
as Fan (uncredited)
Cameron Glenar
as Fan (uncredited)
Lloyd Gordon
as Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)
Casey Hendershot
as Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)
Charles Hough
as LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)
James Huffman
as Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
as Outraged Fan (uncredited)
Brian Kirchoff
as Reporter (uncredited)
Jessica Lee
as Cheerleader (uncredited)
Shannon Malone
as Cheerleader (uncredited)
Patrick McCracken
as Watson (uncredited)
Karolyna Medina
as Fan (uncredited)
Kelly Monaco
as Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)
Tom Muzila
as Security Guard (uncredited)
Hiromi Nishiyama
as Masseuse (uncredited)
Linda O'Neil
as Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)
Bridget Oberlin
as Roswell Alien (uncredited)
Raphael Sbarge
as Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)
Michael Schmidt
as Grumsky (uncredited)
Rick Solis
as Baseketball Fan (uncredited)
Dylan Tarason
as Maxwell (uncredited)
David Zucker
as Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)
Matt Sloan
as Darcy