as Donald Trump
as Rudy Giuliani
as Tyler London
as Larion 'Larry' Krantsov
as Mitch 'Cue Ball' Maddox
as Joey Kowalski
as Ethan Holdin
as Andre Brooks
as Karl Forster
as Marcus Robinsen
as Duran Vargas
as Sonia Sanders
as Secret Service Agent 1
as Secret Service Agent 2
as Hulky Agent Hal
as Hulky Aide Sal
as Raj