In a sleepy little mill town in North Carolina, Paul is the town Romeo. But when his best friend's sister returns home from boarding school, he finds himself falling for her innocent charm. In spite of her lack of experience and the violent protests of her brother, the two find themselves in a sweet, dreamy and all-consuming love.
as Paul
as Noel
as Tip
as Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride)
as Bo
as Mary-Margaret
as Uncle Leland
as Justin
as Judge Harvey
as Elvira
as Feng-Shui
as Dancing Orderly
as Tammy Clinard
as Strong Bad
as Noel's Friend
as Noel's other friend
as Bob
as Geoff Seibanick
as Tonya (uncredited)