as The Old Man
as Ralph Parker
as Mother
as Randy Parker
as Hank Catenhauser
as Schwartz
as Flick
as Drucilla Gootrad
as Assistant Manager
as Higbee's Santa
as Nazi Interrogator
as Dr. Gunter Strassen
as Heating Guy
as Butcher
as Hildred
as Female Shopper
as Ensign Payne
as Narrator