In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
as Narrator (voice)
as Hottie Penguin (voice)
as Carl (voice)
as I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
as Juan Sanchez (voice)
as There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
as What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
as He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
as Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
as Insecure Penguin (voice)
as They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
as Helen (voice)
as Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
as Ester (voice)
as Penguin on Belly (voice)
as Melissa (voice)
as Jimmy (voice)
as Sidney (voice)
as Online Penguin (voice)
as Carl's Grandfather (voice)
as Angry Penguin (voice)
as Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
as Hilton Penguin (voice)
as Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
as No Personality Penguin (voice)
as Steve the Owl (voice)
as Jamie (voice)
as Melvin (voice)
as My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
as Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
as Sly Penguin (voice)
as Vicky (voice)
as Marcus (voice)
as Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
as Seal Critics (voice)
as Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)
as Penguin from Boca (voice)
as Pissed Penguin (voice)
as Horny Penguin (voice)
as Sheila (voice)
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