For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he's sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty. In a scheme to confiscate his fabulous treasure, the Royal Navy allows him to escape and follows him, where saucy tarts, lisping demigods and some awful puns and punishments await.
as Captain Yellowbeard
as Dan
as Commander Clement
as Lord Percy Lambourn
as Dr. Gilpin
as Moon
as Betty
as Gilbert
as Harvey 'Blind' Pew
as El Segundo
as El Nebuloso
as Captain Hughes
as Mansell
as Tarbuck
as Admiral
as Mr. Martin
as Mr. Crisp
as Mister Prostitute
as Triola
as Queen Anne
as Lady Churchill
as Lady Lambourn
as Flunkie
as The Shark (uncredited)
as Mr. Beamish
as Pirate
as Man with Parrot
as Prison Guard
as Rosie
as Askey
as Big John
as Priest
as Beggar
as Helmsman
as Flower Girl
as Sergeant of the Marines
as Chaplain