Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
as Machete Cortez
as Luther Voz
as Mendez
as Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio
as Luz
as Desdemona
as Mr. President
as Sartana Rivera
as La Camaleon
as KillJoy
as Cereza Desdemona
as Osiris Amanpour
as El Camaleon
as El Camaleon
as El Camaleon
as Sheriff Doakes
as Zaror
as Chepo
as Billy
as Clebourne
as Doc Felix
as Nurse Mona
as Nurse Lisa
as Nurse Fine
as Space Babe
as Boss of Mendez
as Wife of Mendez
as Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
as Elon Musk
as Pris
as Lieutenant Brass
as Cartel Leader
as Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
as Radio Guest (uncredited)
as Cabrito Cook
as Dollface
as Dying Cartel Guy
as Padre (archive footage) (uncredited)