Mortuary Academy
1988"Police Academy" clone, about some nerds who inherit an academy for morticians, which is run by a corrupt closet necropheliac. Of course, the most incompetent students possible are accepted, so that the academy will fail, and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.
Acted in
Paul Bartel
as Paul Truscott
Mary Woronov
as Mary Purcell
Perry Lang
as Sam Grimm
Tracey Walter
as Don Dickson
Christopher Atkins
as Max Grimm
Lynn Danielson-Rosenthal
as Valerie Levitt
Stoney Jackson
as James Dandridge
Anthony James
as Abbott Smith
Wolfman Jack
as Bernie Berkowitz
Cesar Romero
as Ship's Captain
Richard Kennedy
as George Miller Esq.
Gary Veney
as Mailman
Bruce Wagner
as Schuyler
James Daughton
as Yuppie at Car Lot
Megan Blake
as Tammy
Dona Speir
as Nurse
Kymberly Paige
as Nurse
Rebekka Armstrong
as Nurse
Laurie Ann Carr
as Nurse
Nedra Volz
as Helen
Zane W. Levitt
as Baby Casket Creditor
Bill Kerr
as Brody
Mark Hammond
as Larry Hirsch
Cheryl Starbuck
as Linda Hollyhead
Brian Cole
as Randy
Vance Colvig
as Uncle Willard
Barbara Sands
as Mrs. Feuer
Gregory R. Wolf
as Tony
Jeff Thiel
as Sean O'Rourke
James Thiel
as Mick O'Rourke
Juney Ellis
as Widow
Kimberly Ann Evans
as Skating Waitress
Paul Capp
as Beach Yuppie
J. Greg De Felice
as Beach Yuppie
Adam Englund
as Beach Yuppie
Brent Haleen
as Beach Yuppie
Vickie Benson
as Salesgirl
Tamayo Otsuki
as Nancy Nissan
Karen Lorre
as Christie Doll
Dafna Law
as Bereaved Fan
Fred Pierce
as Vacuum Salesman
Charles Gherardi
as Mr. Harding
Chris Hebert
as Ben Biallystock
Michael Jason Rosen
as Ben's Brother
Bob Tzudiker
as Mr. Biallystock
Bobbi Pavis
as Sexy Dancer
Leisa Washington
as Lady Caterer
Paul F. Antonelli
as Radio Werewolf
Evil Wilhelm
as Radio Werewolf
Nikolas Schreck
as Radio Werewolf
James "Filth" Collord
as Radio Werewolf