as Dennis
as Henry
as Michael
as Monty
as Carol
as Josie
as Eleanor Baraboobs
as Sad Clown Leader
as Jinx - The Prison Mime
as Yuri
as Crime Kid 2
as Carjacker
as Dot the Pharmacist
as Lois (as Angela Fisher)
as Rasputin Clown
as Self
as Corporate Clown
as Crime Kid 1
as Rubber Chicken Clown
as Mugger
as Crime Dad
as Kum Pi
as Double Date #2
as Jerry
as Katherine
as Double Date #1
as Bestest Boy
as Toll Booth Clown
as Toll Booth Clown Dog
as Cousin Carl
as Blonde Mall Girl
as Brunette Mall Girl
as Hottie Sideline Reporter Jan
as Bartender / Stripper #1
as Buoyant Nurse at Bar
as Cute Girl at Bar
as Scary Online Date
as Chatty Online Date
as Not Amused Online Date
as Stripper #2
as CCPP Case Worker
as Atari Trade In Stud